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Studying is hard. So come here for the BEST, the VERY BEST studying tips.

Hey! Hey! Yes, you! Do you want free and easy study tips to ace all of your exams? Do you want them right now? Then continue reading because these are the studying tips that everyone will be asking for once you get all 5s on your AP Exams. And this is not just a guarantee, but also a promise that you will get all As and all 5s with this: OFFICIAL & ULTIMATE STUDYING TIPS EVEN A DOG COULD DO. 

1. Ever wondered how some students seem so focused in class and take the most diligent notes, while others are in the back just trying to keep their eyes open? The answer is actually quite simple. These students know the value of 5-hour Energy. According to YOLO University, 5-hour Energy drinks have triple the amount of caffeine of regular coffee packed into a container that is three times smaller. This caffeine increase spikes students attention spans to the point that they are locked-in in a matter of seconds. Despite the misleading name of 5-hour energy, it is recommended by YOLO University that they are taken every three hours. With the small portable size of 5-hour energy drinks, start filling up your backpacks now! 
2. When the weekends feel more like a time to catch up with friends than stare at books all day, it can be hard for students to motivate themselves to study. To end this urge of slacking off here is a step to step guide: First, fill a big plastic container preferably 300×200 centimeters with water. Second, place your keys, phone, Apple Watch, wallet and any other valuables into the water. Third, place the container in the freezer and leave it there overnight. Fourth, after a night in the freezer take out the container and get to work. Fifth, study until the ice block melts. Sixth, once it melts, enjoy some time with your friends. However, if you can not study even with all of your distractions in an ice block, there is also the classic method of chaining yourself to the desk and giving your parents the key. 
3. If studying on your own isn’t working, there is always the option to go in for office hours. At WCHS, teachers have office hours during lunch to offer help to their students. But what they do not want you to know is that they also have office hours at 3 a.m. Since teachers live at school, they are there at all times to answer any questions students may have. And even if the doors appear to be locked when you try to enter at 3 a.m., just keep knocking continuously and a teacher should open it eventually. Why 3 a.m.? According to London Medicine & Aid Offices (LMAO), 3 a.m. is linked to be the time when the brain has its most cognitive ability and it is the best time to really hone in and focus on schoolwork.
4. Now, for the final piece of advice. Really pay attention to what is going to be said. Read every single letter over and over again because this is the most important knowledge to actually do well on your exams. Ok, ready? Wait till the very last minute to study. Yes, I mean it. When the brain is stuffed with all this new information, it cannot help but retain it. Cramming facts about the Ottoman Empire to the hybridization of atomic orbitals, is the most useful way to prepare for the test the day before. Rushing through flashcards, 2x playback speed for reviewing videos and scanning past assessments is the perfect thing to do four hours before your morning exams. 

Well, that’s it. Those are the most helpful tips out there, so don’t go looking anywhere else. Seriously, don’t look anywhere else. Good luck on your tests, but you won’t need it. 

All of this data and advice has been reviewed and approved by the Department of Health and Human Services.