![WCHS student uses binoculars in the hallway to see what classroom her new boy obsession is.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screenshot-2024-04-16-5.33.58-PM.png)
Say hello to empty stomachs but full brains
By Tafa Nukator, Lebron Enthusiast
• April 16, 2024
![In preparation for the school-wide change in writing requirements, WCHS teachers have been practicing writing emoji-only articles to test how students will perform on these assessments.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Bernstein_Emojis.png)
Did you get a rose, thumbs up, salsa lady or kicking boot?
By Cecilia Bernstein, Napped Through NYC
• April 16, 2024
![WCHS freshman Blake Blakely works with her pro-Taylor group create posters supporting their cause and bashing The Observer.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Chadwick_TaylorSwiftSues2-e1713365209540-900x1200.jpeg)
Observer Outrage! Taylor brings the gavel down
By Lily Chadwick, Chipotle's #1 Supporter
• April 16, 2024
![WCHS sophomore Catherine Ward smiles after receiving a $20 bill for acing her math test. The new MCPS Learn to Earn program awards students with monetary incentive for academic excellence.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Donato_moneyforgrades2-e1713365233866-900x1200.jpeg)
Make it rain! Students earn cash for grades
By Bella Donato, Dancing Queen
• April 16, 2024
![Teacher of the Month ChatGPT proudly displays their logo across every inch of their classroom covering every possible surface](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screenshot-2024-04-16-5.57.21-PM.png)
TOTM: ChatGPT
By ChatGPT, Side job is Headline Manager
• April 16, 2024
![Muscular monstrosity Mikhail Tolstikov fires his howitzer cannon into a cluster of Union soldiers during the 16th reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. Sending scores of blue uniformed men to their maker, Tolstikov can be heard shouting TALYHO, LADS as he fires another 12-pound iron all from his cannon.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Wang_Gettysburg1.png)
Students learn how to really fight through reenacting the Battle of Gettysburg
By Maximus Wang, Can't Hear You, Airpods Are In
• April 16, 2024
![Students have been caught going 50+ mph, despite the 10mph speed limit. Speeding is a big problem with WCHS drivers.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Harless_Speeding1-1200x840.jpeg)
Beware! 99% of seniors will get $100 speeding tickets this week
By Caroline Harless, HR Manager & Honorary Editor-in-Chief
• April 4, 2024
![WCHS teachers Brian Ostry and Curtis Hart-Southworth fight each other as security guard JT breaks them up.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screenshot-2024-04-03-7.33.41-PM.png)
Ostry and Hart-Southworth brawl over interns
By Kendyl Groisser and Sneha David
• April 4, 2024
![Sir Winston Churchill has stepped up to the challenge and agreed to be WCHS new mascot. Administration has already begun to input the necessary changes and WCHS must come to terms with this new reality.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/deglel_wchsmascot2.png)
New mascot to guide WCHS even through the “darkest hour”
By Dehab Deglel, Churchill Over Attlee Any Day
• April 4, 2024
![WCHS junior Thao Nguyen got a little too excited in Transfiguration class, as she overcasted a spell that turned her friend into an elf.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/ChanDean_AdoptionOfHogwartsCurriculum1-1.png)
Muggles beware! WCHS adopts new Hogwarts curriculum
By Catherine Chan and Rebecca Dean
• April 4, 2024
![The McDonalds workers have been hard at work since their opening at WCHS to ensure they can accommodate the students.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Vorabhanda_McDonalds1.jpg)
Would you like fries with that? Check out the Golden Arches
By Isabel Vorabhanda, Avid McDonald's Enthusiast & Fangirl
• April 4, 2024
![A WCHS English TA grades AP Lang assignments. The schools English department has introduced picker wheels in an attempt to lower class averages, with the eventual goal of failing students.](https://www.thechurchillobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Uslu_PickerWheels1-1.jpg)
AP Lang grades with picker wheels to combat grade inflation
By Isar Uslu, AP Lang's #1 Fan
• April 4, 2024
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