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The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

During the past week, WCHS AP English classes have taught Middle English: the language of Chaucer's time. It has largely replaced the Modern English of later writers.

A farewell to Shakespeare

By Ray Guan, Wee, Sleeket, Cowran and Tim’rous April 11, 2025

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, the droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote, and bathed every veyne in swich licour of which vertu engendred is the flour, techeres goon homward and ychosen...

MILF's report, released on March 32, ranked WCHS as the Maryland school with the worst quality food in all of MCPS. Mr. Taylor is now working with Dr. Taylor and Mr. Taylor to improve the quality of WCHS lunches.

DILF Taylor gives meat, veg

By Ava Van Vuren, Martin Van Buren’s sister April 11, 2025

On the 32nd of March, the Maryland Institute of Lunches & Food (MILF) came out with a survey that ranked MCPS as having the worst cafeteria food out of all the public school counties in Maryland. Furthermore,...

The Department of Government Efficiency releases official posters to promote the new initiative of Educational Supervisors in schools, in order to gain favor with school districts.

DOGE education supervisors coming to WCHS

By Isabella Ngwana, Victim of Senior Year April 7, 2025

Federal workers are being fired across the board. New executive orders are shocking Americans every day. Who knows what will happen with the USA? Education has become a territory that everyone wants a...

How to climb the WCHS roof: a step-by-step tutorial

How to climb the WCHS roof: a step-by-step tutorial

By Isar Uslu, Phone Password: 361448 (seriously) April 4, 2025

When Walter Johnson High School senior Swedlana Delanco, a Subway Surfers enthusiast with over 13 million max points, went to WCHS, he wanted to put his skills to good use. He decided that he was going...

The Churchill Observer's correspondent is chased out of the senior basement by former students after disrespecting one of their hellish rituals.

Graduated and grounded: Alumni found in basement

By Isar Uslu, Phone Password: 361448 (seriously) April 4, 2025

For most WCHS students, graduation is the end goal, it is the moment they are able to step out into the real world and really be themselves. But, a WCHS student’s recent discovery has raised questions...

WCHS will now extend grade levels past twelfth grade.

Observer Opinion: Yes to SuperSeniorPlus

By Isabel Vorabhanda, Biggest Yapper April 3, 2025

High school students spend four years of their teenage life attending high school. Now, make that five. Recently, there has been a new mandate starting for the Class of 2026 (now Class of 2027) to attend...

WCHS Spanish teacher Carmen Moreno-Sanz squares up to fight English teacher Il Kim in the final round of the 2025 WCHS FC tournament.

March Madness: WCHS teachers

By Ryan Shenker, Little League Umpire April 3, 2025

Kim (-400) vs. Nahigian (+315) Round one started with a heavy favorite as Il Kim, the English department’s nominee, stepped into the octagon against consistent substitute David Nahigian, who took...

A giggling Sephora Baby crawls on the check out counter while covered in specks of liquid blush that a fellow baby splashed on her.

Baby takeover of Sephora ends in a blushy mess

By Lily Chadwick, Skibidi Rizzler April 3, 2025

Blaring cries, deafening screams and glass containers crashing on the floor. These are the sounds that have overtaken the generic pop music that fills local Sephora makeup stores. The epidemic of obsession...

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