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The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

WCHS freshman Patty Cake balances a goat on her back whille learning a new move in the newest class at WCHS, Honors Goat Yoga

WCHS has a baaa-last with new program

By Ella Carnathan, Speck of Dust April 3, 2025

Do not be alarmed by the goats wandering the halls! WCHS has implemented a new class into the curriculum: Goat Yoga. The growing recognition of the importance of mental health drove the decision to incorporate...

Biofreeze, a menthol based pain reliever and potential hallucinogen, has been used to treat athletic injuries, among other things.

Athlete of the month: Biofreeze

By Maximus Wang, RIghtful SMOB April 3, 2025

Some terribly misinformed people out there will say that athletes are what makes any sport interesting. Those people are wrong. In actuality, mere human mortals are no match for the lifeless, artificial...

WCHS will now extend grade levels past twelfth grade.

Observer Opinion: Yes to SuperSeniorPlus

By Isabel Vorabhanda, Biggest Yapper April 3, 2025

High school students spend four years of their teenage life attending high school. Now, make that five. Recently, there has been a new mandate starting for the Class of 2026 (now Class of 2027) to attend...

WCHS Spanish teacher Carmen Moreno-Sanz squares up to fight English teacher Il Kim in the final round of the 2025 WCHS FC tournament.

March Madness: WCHS teachers

By Ryan Shenker, Little League Umpire April 3, 2025

Kim (-400) vs. Nahigian (+315) Round one started with a heavy favorite as Il Kim, the English department’s nominee, stepped into the octagon against consistent substitute David Nahigian, who took...

A giggling Sephora Baby crawls on the check out counter while covered in specks of liquid blush that a fellow baby splashed on her.

Baby takeover of Sephora ends in a blushy mess

By Lily Chadwick, Skibidi Rizzler April 3, 2025

Blaring cries, deafening screams and glass containers crashing on the floor. These are the sounds that have overtaken the generic pop music that fills local Sephora makeup stores. The epidemic of obsession...

I am the perfect person.

Egotistical student claims election was stolen

By Maximus Wang, Rightful SMOB April 2, 2025

Many years from now, when all of us are long gone, historians of Montgomery County will look back on the first few months of 2025 and unequivocally declare it the setting of the greatest travesty in maybe...

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