Hollander’s Hot Sauce

Ben Hollander, Columnist
March 21, 2011

Snapback hats, name-brand pastel collared shirts and Sperry’s as far as the eye can see: lacrosse season is once again upon us during this special time of the year, bro. Lacrosse’s popularity has boomed in the past decade. U.S. Lacrosse reports that lacrosse has grown 138 percent in the past 10 years... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce

By Ben Hollander, Staff Columnist
March 2, 2011

Exam week is by far the most underrated week of school in the entire school year. Between getting to sleep in, leaving early, and not even going to school once or twice during the week, plus the likelihood of snow days, I honestly can’t think of a better week in the academic year. This year, however,... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce

Ben Hollander, Columnist
December 22, 2010

Amidst my usual Sunday routine of watching professional football and snacking aggressively, I noticed something that caught my eye. Courtney Cox’s Cougar Town was advertised in high esteem as the new, bright ABC primetime show for the winter line-up. My emotions stuck between sheer rage and confusion,... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce

By Ben Hollander, Staff Columnist
October 29, 2010

Whether it was the feeling of slipping on my new red Power Ranger costume, picking out my favorite pumpkin or begging strangers for chocolatey treats, everything about Halloween made it the best holiday as a child. No holiday, even the great harvest of Sukkot, could even measure up to the exhilarating... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce

By Ben Hollander, Columnist
September 30, 2010

Reflexes like a cat, stamina of a young bull and calves cut like diamonds—some have mentioned that I’m quite the athlete. It’s sincerely a shame that my affiliation with the Observer has prevented CHS from experiencing my athleticism in our “Athlete of the Month” section, so I’ve taken it... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce

Ben Hollander,Staff Columnist
June 2, 2010

My fellow students, we are on the homestretch to summer. I can almost taste the post- noon breakfasts already. The approaching summer has filled these final few weeks with constant anticipation and planning for what is to be a great break. What makes summer so great? The lack of things to worry about. The... Read more »

Hollander’s Hot Sauce: So Spicy

Ben Hollander
May 4, 2010

I’m glad to see that you have flipped to my cozy new nook of this glorious publication. Now allow me to introduce myself. I am: 5’10’’, I ooze a pungent scent of good looking, enjoy a nice lemon segment with my iced tea, and am the new columnist.   As this long, strenuous and supremely scandalous... Read more »